zach - co founder/song writer/singer/and bass at one point.
this kid is one crazy motherfucker. he can also play like every single instrument ever made.
brice - other founder/drums. he has a big mole on his face, which
we named bruce, who is a black gangster and has a voice like barry white, and hes gay like i said on the other page. he also
has a weird obsession with guns. oh yea and one time he painted his hair pink. dont ask
matt - guitar one day matthew was looking for more love
then from his dog oscar. then brice and zach called him to get him to play guitar. this was just what he needed so he ran
over to brices cause he wanted love. then started humping zach. and well yea. he works at tony angelos and needs to get more
involved in the seen cause no one knows who he is. oh yea he wears the same shit everyday, but not like brice cause matt takes
baths.
poddy oddy - one day, jeff brice and zach were on an adventure and
out of the sky this guy with wings flew down and started playing kiss ass bass. then brice got the idea to kill the guy
and take his bass. but they had been looking for a bass player and just as brice got his mp5 a60427
asault rifle out (see i told you, weird obsession with guns)zach stoped him and ask poddy oddy if he wanted to be in
f soup. then god apeared and said that if poddy oddy did this he would be an angel anymore. so poddy oddy was like hell
yea! and hes a demon now. his wings fell off and thats why his cheeks are sometimes red. he also played drums for
F.O.I. (zachs band after fsoup broke up and before they started back up again). and if u wanna kno y we call him poddy oddy,
its just cause it rhymes.
Jeff - jeff is the roadie. hes not in the band but is the next
thing. he comes to like all of our practices and hes a motherfucking firebug. WARNING: Do not go near jeff when he has a lighter in his hand. without jeff we'd still be called fsoup.
